mixvio: jesus christopher on a stick.
Liz: now you're eating jesus like a corn dog? what is he; spam?
Liz: jesus christ: the other white meat.
Archive for August, 2001
ShipperTB2: me and Lizzie have plans to take over your guestbook
mixvio: maybe i'll get to use my guestbook's block feature after all.
mixvio: i took algebra one three times. heh.
mixvio: and i'm still confused by it.
Liz: oh, i think it's lovely. deciding when and how those trains are going to intersect so you can get the marshmallows ready. mmm.
Liz: i think we — you and i — should just become nonsexual.
mixvio: oh, i'm sure that's what you want.
mixvio: i think i need to get a lock on my door when we live together.
Liz: dude, i'd just break it down.
mixvio: ::laughs.::
mixvio: then maybe a lock and an attack parrot.
mixvio: ::laughs.:: you scared me.
mixvio: you were all serious. "josh."
Liz: i was going to say "josh. hi." but then you pinged me and i prematurely aimed. ::is so embarassed; swears it's never happened before::
mixvio: ::laughs!::
mixvio: ::dies.::
Liz: you know, sometimes i think you just do that for a free orbing.
mixvio: ;l)
mixvio: what the fuck is that?
mixvio: a smiley face with a big-ass nose.
Liz: it's my mother. gasp.
Kathryn: megan just walked in the room and said, "ooh, your joshywoshy is on."
mixvio: hey sexy momma.
mixvio: goin my way?
Liz: hey big daddy. looking for a good time? $100 minimum…
Liz: Hon, you have express good with !. . means just a casual emotion.
mixvio: ::laughs.:: what, i'm supposed to have pep now?
Liz: Like, duh, josh. *happy fingers*
mixvio: ::laughs!:: you ask too much! ::sobs.::
Liz: I ask too much? it's just a ! I'm not asking you to capitalize anything.
mixvio: ::laughs!::
Liz: see? Excitement!
mixvio: hah. look what you've done.
Liz: As long as you don't start wearing pleated skirts, I think we'll survive.
mixvio: eep.
Liz: that's not likely, though.
mixvio: i hope.
Liz: Definitely not unless you have the matching pom-poms, because that would be such a fashion disaster.
mixvio: ::dies again.::
Liz: *revives josh using an orb of osiris.*
mixvio: what, you've got an orb now?
mixvio: hah. that's so phallic.
Liz: you die so often, I thought it'd be a worthy investment.
Kathryn: i finally found a book on fairy wicca. i'm so happy.
mixvio: ::does a faery dance for her.::
Kathryn: ::laughs.::
mixvio: and now i shall bless you with the magic high heels and then.. oh wait, wrong faery.
28 August 2001 at 8:28 pm |


