well today was an adventure, to say the least. last night jackie and i bought tickets in advance to the opening of spiderman, and we went today to go see it. so as we were merrily on our way to the theatre, her car was hit in the passenger's side by a grand prix doing fifty miles an hour. i've decided that i've become a magnet for automobile accidents (an assumption that jackie shares), and it's best for me to avoid them from now on. or at least until i'm thirty and get hit by a bus.

both of us were fine. jackie's car only got clipped in the right headlight and otherwise wasn't damaged, but the other guy's car was totalled. he overcompensated amazingly after hitting us and somehow or other managed to make a total right angle into a Wonder Fence (TM). this fence was constructed by jesus, or something, because a teeny-tiny car was on the other side of it, and it wasn't even SCRATCHED by the insane fucker. but it caused his hood to be relocated a couple feet, into his front seat. it was painful to look at.

he, though, was also fine. he was a crazy black man who ranted and screamed for half an hour about how "that fuckin bitch fuckin SNUCK me!" but we only missed half an hour of the movie, so things still managed to be gravy.

our lives are some twisted sitcom. i don't know who watches it, and certainly not who writes for it, but they are truly fucked up individuals. i think jackie and i deserve royalties.

anyway, goodnight for now. i'll write some more later, unless i get hit by a truck this time.

ps. spiderman was amazing. you should all go watch it, so i'm not the only dork in the universe.

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