"I wanna be screwed by you, but anyone else will do"
27 July 2002
12:30 am

Rachel and I went to the grocery store earlier this afternoon. I wasn't buying anything for myself, since I am po', but Rachel wanted me to cook her dinner so she insisted on buying stuff for Jackie and I to eat. Anyway, whilst we were browsing the items in the store, we wandered down the beverages aisle, and I saw this and had to make her buy it:

Isn't it absolutely wonderful? It's an energy drink that's supposed to be shaped like a bullet, but it looks like a penis. In fact, the fucker was eight inches long. Yes, I measured it. It's really thick though, so I wouldn't be able to enjoy it any. Wink.

Anyway, I found out today that I have to work on my blasted day off. At least it's only three hours, and I can use the money. But I need to go to sleep, since I have work incredibly early tomorrow, and I've also got to do a party. Big pah on that. G'night.

sights and sounds
pull me back down another year
I was here


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