My once friend (I dunno what I should call him now) Joel is now heading up the fast track towards stardom with articles in the Advocate and gay-haiku books.

I feel it necessary to mention him because I was checking his site and I noticed that he's become hot.

Not to say that he wasn't before, really, and when I first discovered him a week before moving to NYC I wanted to pound the bottom right out of him, but for some reason it never happened. I think there was mutual attraction, maybe just not mutual motivation.

But it fits that now since he's hot and famous he'd have a boyfriend for 20128743714754 years, and still have not fucked me.

There he is. The only gay male in NYC I didn't sleep with. I think I need some pie.

Entry last modified: April 14, 2006 at 1:45 pm.

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